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Skeleton - Everything's fine
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Someone's Dusty Ass Son
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Sorry for being insane, do you still think I'm hot?
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Spank Me Harder
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Straight Dickmatized
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Suck it like you mean it
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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.
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Superbowl - I like big punts and I cannot lie.
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Superbowl - You don’t like my team? That’s okay not everyone has good taste.
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Swipe Fatigue
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T-Shirt: Suck it like you mean it.
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T-Shirt: Woke up sexy as hell again
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Take a Picture, it Lasts Longer
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Take the bull by the horns.
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Talking shit is my love language.
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Thanks for all the orgasms.
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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
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The unblock fee is $1,500
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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.
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They'll fumble you, then stalk you for the rest of their life.
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This Juice is Worth the Squeeze
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This Pussy is Worth Prison Time
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This year I am going to tell more people to fuck off.
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