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I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it.

I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it.

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I remember when breaking up used to be easy, now you have to press charges and move.

I remember when breaking up used to be easy, now you have to press charges and move.

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I tried laughing like a lady, but there is a hyena inside of me.

I tried laughing like a lady, but there is a hyena inside of me.

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I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

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I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room, if you were growing on my ass!

I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room, if you were growing on my ass!

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I'm funny? Thanks, it's from all the trauma!

I'm funny? Thanks, it's from all the trauma!

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I'm good love, go disappoint someone else.

I'm good love, go disappoint someone else.

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I'm not old, I'm vintage

I'm not old, I'm vintage

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I'm not settling for crumbs, when I own the Bread Factory

I'm not settling for crumbs, when I own the Bread Factory

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If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will.

If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will.

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If she glows up after the breakup, you were the problem.

If she glows up after the breakup, you were the problem.

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If you are sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember no one loves you on any other day either.

If you are sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember no one loves you on any other day either.

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If you can’t handle this sass, you can’t handle this ass.

If you can’t handle this sass, you can’t handle this ass.

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If you ugly, don’t message me today, I already have a lot going on.

If you ugly, don’t message me today, I already have a lot going on.

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Ignorance is Bliss

Ignorance is Bliss

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In the gym so I can ride dick longer.

In the gym so I can ride dick longer.

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I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it.

I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it.

I remember when breaking up used to be easy, now you have to press charges and move.

I remember when breaking up used to be easy, now you have to press charges and move.

I tried laughing like a lady, but there is a hyena inside of me.

I tried laughing like a lady, but there is a hyena inside of me.

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room, if you were growing on my ass!

I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room, if you were growing on my ass!

I'm funny? Thanks, it's from all the trauma!

I'm funny? Thanks, it's from all the trauma!

I'm good love, go disappoint someone else.

I'm good love, go disappoint someone else.

I'm not old, I'm vintage

I'm not old, I'm vintage

I'm not settling for crumbs, when I own the Bread Factory

I'm not settling for crumbs, when I own the Bread Factory

If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will.

If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will.

If she glows up after the breakup, you were the problem.

If she glows up after the breakup, you were the problem.

If you are sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember no one loves you on any other day either.

If you are sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember no one loves you on any other day either.

If you can’t handle this sass, you can’t handle this ass.

If you can’t handle this sass, you can’t handle this ass.

If you ugly, don’t message me today, I already have a lot going on.

If you ugly, don’t message me today, I already have a lot going on.

Ignorance is Bliss

Ignorance is Bliss

In the gym so I can ride dick longer.

In the gym so I can ride dick longer.