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I don't bite.... hard

I don't bite.... hard

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I don't need build-a-bear man, I need ready made.

I don't need build-a-bear man, I need ready made.

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I don’t like that we are fighting, tell me you’re sorry.

I don’t like that we are fighting, tell me you’re sorry.

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I don’t need resolutions, I’m perfect already.

I don’t need resolutions, I’m perfect already.

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I fuck on the first date.

I fuck on the first date.

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I got my wife a present that will really take her breath away, a treadmill.

I got my wife a present that will really take her breath away, a treadmill.

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I hate when people go too far with me cause now I gotta go overseas.

I hate when people go too far with me cause now I gotta go overseas.

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I just wanna be somewhere in the sun with my titties out, eating fresh fruit.

I just wanna be somewhere in the sun with my titties out, eating fresh fruit.

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I know everything happens for a reason, but what the fuck

I know everything happens for a reason, but what the fuck

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I know God has the wheel, but sometimes I think we're off roading.

I know God has the wheel, but sometimes I think we're off roading.

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I leave my read receipts on, so people can see what time I didn't give a fuck.

I leave my read receipts on, so people can see what time I didn't give a fuck.

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I like my coffee with a splash of fuck this.

I like my coffee with a splash of fuck this.

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I like the ones who eat if from the back.

I like the ones who eat if from the back.

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I love being married. It’s great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love being married. It’s great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I may be mentally unstable, but at least I don’t own a pair of crocs.

I may be mentally unstable, but at least I don’t own a pair of crocs.

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I promise your future husband is not following hundreds of half-naked girls on Instagram.

I promise your future husband is not following hundreds of half-naked girls on Instagram.

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I don't bite.... hard

I don't bite.... hard

I don't need build-a-bear man, I need ready made.

I don't need build-a-bear man, I need ready made.

I don’t like that we are fighting, tell me you’re sorry.

I don’t like that we are fighting, tell me you’re sorry.

I don’t need resolutions, I’m perfect already.

I don’t need resolutions, I’m perfect already.

I fuck on the first date.

I fuck on the first date.

I got my wife a present that will really take her breath away, a treadmill.

I got my wife a present that will really take her breath away, a treadmill.

I hate when people go too far with me cause now I gotta go overseas.

I hate when people go too far with me cause now I gotta go overseas.

I just wanna be somewhere in the sun with my titties out, eating fresh fruit.

I just wanna be somewhere in the sun with my titties out, eating fresh fruit.

I know everything happens for a reason, but what the fuck

I know everything happens for a reason, but what the fuck

I know God has the wheel, but sometimes I think we're off roading.

I know God has the wheel, but sometimes I think we're off roading.

I leave my read receipts on, so people can see what time I didn't give a fuck.

I leave my read receipts on, so people can see what time I didn't give a fuck.

I like my coffee with a splash of fuck this.

I like my coffee with a splash of fuck this.

I like the ones who eat if from the back.

I like the ones who eat if from the back.

I love being married. It’s great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love being married. It’s great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I may be mentally unstable, but at least I don’t own a pair of crocs.

I may be mentally unstable, but at least I don’t own a pair of crocs.

I promise your future husband is not following hundreds of half-naked girls on Instagram.

I promise your future husband is not following hundreds of half-naked girls on Instagram.