Dating Collection

My ex will talk to anybody, don't feel special.

My ex will talk to anybody, don't feel special.

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In the gym so I can ride dick longer.

In the gym so I can ride dick longer.

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If you ugly, don’t message me today, I already have a lot going on.

If you ugly, don’t message me today, I already have a lot going on.

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If you can’t handle this sass, you can’t handle this ass.

If you can’t handle this sass, you can’t handle this ass.

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If you are sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember no one loves you on any other day either.

If you are sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember no one loves you on any other day either.

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I'm not settling for crumbs, when I own the Bread Factory

I'm not settling for crumbs, when I own the Bread Factory

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I may be mentally unstable, but at least I don’t own a pair of crocs.

I may be mentally unstable, but at least I don’t own a pair of crocs.

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I don't need build-a-bear man, I need ready made.

I don't need build-a-bear man, I need ready made.

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I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!

I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!

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How am I going to find my soulmate if everyone wants me.

How am I going to find my soulmate if everyone wants me.

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He asked me “who’s pussy is this” and I said “you don’t know him.”

He asked me “who’s pussy is this” and I said “you don’t know him.”

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Happy Valentine’s Day to the person my ex is currently disappointing.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the person my ex is currently disappointing.

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Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.

Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.

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Dear Alcohol, will you be my Valentine?

Dear Alcohol, will you be my Valentine?

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Craving dick but unwilling to deal with men to get some.

Craving dick but unwilling to deal with men to get some.

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Can’t wait to receive nothing on Valentine’s Day.

Can’t wait to receive nothing on Valentine’s Day.

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My ex will talk to anybody, don't feel special.

My ex will talk to anybody, don't feel special.

In the gym so I can ride dick longer.

In the gym so I can ride dick longer.

If you ugly, don’t message me today, I already have a lot going on.

If you ugly, don’t message me today, I already have a lot going on.

If you can’t handle this sass, you can’t handle this ass.

If you can’t handle this sass, you can’t handle this ass.

If you are sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember no one loves you on any other day either.

If you are sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember no one loves you on any other day either.

I'm not settling for crumbs, when I own the Bread Factory

I'm not settling for crumbs, when I own the Bread Factory

I may be mentally unstable, but at least I don’t own a pair of crocs.

I may be mentally unstable, but at least I don’t own a pair of crocs.

I don't need build-a-bear man, I need ready made.

I don't need build-a-bear man, I need ready made.

I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!

I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!

How am I going to find my soulmate if everyone wants me.

How am I going to find my soulmate if everyone wants me.

He asked me “who’s pussy is this” and I said “you don’t know him.”

He asked me “who’s pussy is this” and I said “you don’t know him.”

Happy Valentine’s Day to the person my ex is currently disappointing.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the person my ex is currently disappointing.

Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.

Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.

Dear Alcohol, will you be my Valentine?

Dear Alcohol, will you be my Valentine?

Craving dick but unwilling to deal with men to get some.

Craving dick but unwilling to deal with men to get some.

Can’t wait to receive nothing on Valentine’s Day.

Can’t wait to receive nothing on Valentine’s Day.