Dating Collection

Keep Swiping

Keep Swiping

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It's not going to suck itself

It's not going to suck itself

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INSTA-Single

INSTA-Single

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I don't bite.... hard

I don't bite.... hard

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Harder Daddy

Harder Daddy

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I’m One Breakup Away from my Goal Weight

I’m One Breakup Away from my Goal Weight

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Wife sounds better than girlfriend, but single sounds better than stupid.

Wife sounds better than girlfriend, but single sounds better than stupid.

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Until you are ready to be my 1 and only, please be respectful to your other teammates.

Until you are ready to be my 1 and only, please be respectful to your other teammates.

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Tinder is great if you want to remember why being alone is actually just fine.

Tinder is great if you want to remember why being alone is actually just fine.

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This year I’ll be spending Valentine’s Day with my ex…. Box 360

This year I’ll be spending Valentine’s Day with my ex…. Box 360

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Thanks for all the orgasms.

Thanks for all the orgasms.

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Sorry for being insane, do you still think I'm hot?

Sorry for being insane, do you still think I'm hot?

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Roses Really Smell Like Poo-Poo-Ooh!

Roses Really Smell Like Poo-Poo-Ooh!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for 2.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I love tacos and queso too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I love tacos and queso too.

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Not one person on my 600lb life is single, go ahead and eat that honeybun.

Not one person on my 600lb life is single, go ahead and eat that honeybun.

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Keep Swiping

Keep Swiping

It's not going to suck itself

It's not going to suck itself

INSTA-Single

INSTA-Single

I don't bite.... hard

I don't bite.... hard

Harder Daddy

Harder Daddy

I’m One Breakup Away from my Goal Weight

I’m One Breakup Away from my Goal Weight

Wife sounds better than girlfriend, but single sounds better than stupid.

Wife sounds better than girlfriend, but single sounds better than stupid.

Until you are ready to be my 1 and only, please be respectful to your other teammates.

Until you are ready to be my 1 and only, please be respectful to your other teammates.

Tinder is great if you want to remember why being alone is actually just fine.

Tinder is great if you want to remember why being alone is actually just fine.

This year I’ll be spending Valentine’s Day with my ex…. Box 360

This year I’ll be spending Valentine’s Day with my ex…. Box 360

Thanks for all the orgasms.

Thanks for all the orgasms.

Sorry for being insane, do you still think I'm hot?

Sorry for being insane, do you still think I'm hot?

Roses Really Smell Like Poo-Poo-Ooh!

Roses Really Smell Like Poo-Poo-Ooh!

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I love tacos and queso too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I love tacos and queso too.

Not one person on my 600lb life is single, go ahead and eat that honeybun.

Not one person on my 600lb life is single, go ahead and eat that honeybun.