Summer Collection

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Big Titty Bitch

Big Titty Bitch

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I tried laughing like a lady, but there is a hyena inside of me.

I tried laughing like a lady, but there is a hyena inside of me.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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You are gold, don't settle for shit.

You are gold, don't settle for shit.

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If she glows up after the breakup, you were the problem.

If she glows up after the breakup, you were the problem.

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Finding out your man is a bitch, has to be the worst gender reveal ever.

Finding out your man is a bitch, has to be the worst gender reveal ever.

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You gotta love me hard, cause my ex still loves me.

You gotta love me hard, cause my ex still loves me.

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I like the ones who eat if from the back.

I like the ones who eat if from the back.

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I promise your future husband is not following hundreds of half-naked girls on Instagram.

I promise your future husband is not following hundreds of half-naked girls on Instagram.

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I know God has the wheel, but sometimes I think we're off roading.

I know God has the wheel, but sometimes I think we're off roading.

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I remember when breaking up used to be easy, now you have to press charges and move.

I remember when breaking up used to be easy, now you have to press charges and move.

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I leave my read receipts on, so people can see what time I didn't give a fuck.

I leave my read receipts on, so people can see what time I didn't give a fuck.

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Asking me "Do I miss you" when there is nothing to miss, is insane!

Asking me "Do I miss you" when there is nothing to miss, is insane!

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Dating again, so if you see me out with different people, let me know which one I look better with.

Dating again, so if you see me out with different people, let me know which one I look better with.

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Blocking me on social media but snoring right beside me is INSANE.

Blocking me on social media but snoring right beside me is INSANE.

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Collection: Summer Collection

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Big Titty Bitch

Big Titty Bitch

I tried laughing like a lady, but there is a hyena inside of me.

I tried laughing like a lady, but there is a hyena inside of me.

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

You are gold, don't settle for shit.

You are gold, don't settle for shit.

If she glows up after the breakup, you were the problem.

If she glows up after the breakup, you were the problem.

Finding out your man is a bitch, has to be the worst gender reveal ever.

Finding out your man is a bitch, has to be the worst gender reveal ever.

You gotta love me hard, cause my ex still loves me.

You gotta love me hard, cause my ex still loves me.

I like the ones who eat if from the back.

I like the ones who eat if from the back.

I promise your future husband is not following hundreds of half-naked girls on Instagram.

I promise your future husband is not following hundreds of half-naked girls on Instagram.

I know God has the wheel, but sometimes I think we're off roading.

I know God has the wheel, but sometimes I think we're off roading.

I remember when breaking up used to be easy, now you have to press charges and move.

I remember when breaking up used to be easy, now you have to press charges and move.

I leave my read receipts on, so people can see what time I didn't give a fuck.

I leave my read receipts on, so people can see what time I didn't give a fuck.

Asking me "Do I miss you" when there is nothing to miss, is insane!

Asking me "Do I miss you" when there is nothing to miss, is insane!

Dating again, so if you see me out with different people, let me know which one I look better with.

Dating again, so if you see me out with different people, let me know which one I look better with.

Blocking me on social media but snoring right beside me is INSANE.

Blocking me on social media but snoring right beside me is INSANE.